Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? — Ellen DeGeneres
“At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on.” — Jarod Kintz
“I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, ‘Oh I wish I’d had another drink last night. That would have been a great idea.'”– Arthur Mathews
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I’ll ask him when it’s gonna start working again. –Stephen Colbert
If the problem can be solved why worry? If the problem cannot be solved worrying will do you no good.–Santideva