A friend was vacationing in Kauai and reports some local news: “One of the best stories was from a humorous employee of Living Foods – the Whole Foods-like market and coffee bar. The dairy products and ice cream had just arrived outside when the alert came. The store was to be closed and the employees were to seek shelter at the Marriott.
“John, refused to go and said leave a door open so I can bring the dairy products into the store. They told him that, “what if the missile explodes on the island”?
John said, “I’ll have seared Ahi tuna and plenty of wine, which I’ll bring down on my bike to the Marriott bunker”!
He also felt this might have happened —-
Let’s hope this fake news is a warning in itself – as the Boy Scouts (and Tom Lehrer) have always said “Be Prepared.”