Category Archives: Humor

No fat no sugar no calories – at the bakery

Thanks to Rosemary W

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How we age

Thanks to Mary Jane F.

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Reading the news

Thanks to Mary Jane F.

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English gets pun-ished

Thanks to Sybil-Ann. Scroll down, as you groan. These are good!!

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Did I read that sign right?

Thanks to Sybil-Ann! Did I read that sign right?  “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW”   In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE … Continue reading

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Reign

Thanks again to Sybil-Ann (where does she get these anyway!)

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Call maintenance!!

Thanks to Sybil-Ann

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Random thoughts

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Darwin look-back

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Growing old

Thanks to Gordon G. SERENITY   Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,  ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied….‘Two years older than me’.‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented..She responded, ‘Hardly … Continue reading

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Ancient ruins

Thanks to Gordon G!

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Borowitz’s wry strategy to promote vaccination

Thanks to Pam P.

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Finally old enough

Thanks to Rosemary W.

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Window display

Thanks to Sybil Ann

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Putin Warns That U.S. Will Be Controlled by Americans

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Asserting that his “darkest fears have been confirmed,” Vladimir Putin warned that the United States is on the verge of being controlled by Americans. Speaking to reporters at the Kremlin, the Russian President alleged that President-elect Joe … Continue reading

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My body my choice

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Topless chicks – PG rated

Thanks to Ann M!

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A little deception about his age!

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Patience

Thanks to Gordon G.

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Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House

By Andy Borowitz July 8, 2021 (Thanks to Pam P. for astute reporting) PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,” Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House. “This … Continue reading

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A few candidates for the Darwin Award

Thanks to Sybil-Ann Note: For once this is not political commentary (or is it?).

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How hot

Thanks to Ann M.

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We have arrived, now tie up!

Thanks to Sybil-Ann!

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Sing a Capello for the birds

Thanks to Ann M. for sending this link. She noted, “Elaine Chuang (UW Ophthalmologist) spoke here yesterday about birding—she will lead a residents’ bird watching trip sponsored by the Lifestyle Committee. She concluded with this hilarious song, part of quite … Continue reading

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Can I remember?

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