Category Archives: Humor

Ancient ruins

Posted on August 2, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Gordon G!

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Borowitz’s wry strategy to promote vaccination

Posted on July 27, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P.

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Finally old enough

Posted on July 27, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Rosemary W.

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Window display

Posted on July 17, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil Ann

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Putin Warns That U.S. Will Be Controlled by Americans

Posted on July 14, 2021 by Jim deMaine

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Asserting that his “darkest fears have been confirmed,” Vladimir Putin warned that the United States is on the verge of being controlled by Americans. Speaking to reporters at the Kremlin, the Russian President alleged that President-elect Joe … Continue reading →

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My body my choice

Posted on July 14, 2021 by Jim deMaine
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Topless chicks – PG rated

Posted on July 14, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Ann M!

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A little deception about his age!

Posted on July 12, 2021 by Jim deMaine
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Patience

Posted on July 11, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Gordon G.

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Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House

Posted on July 8, 2021 by Jim deMaine

By Andy Borowitz July 8, 2021 (Thanks to Pam P. for astute reporting) PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,” Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House. “This … Continue reading →

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A few candidates for the Darwin Award

Posted on July 2, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann Note: For once this is not political commentary (or is it?).

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How hot

Posted on June 30, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Ann M.

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We have arrived, now tie up!

Posted on June 27, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann!

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Sing a Capello for the birds

Posted on June 25, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Ann M. for sending this link. She noted, “Elaine Chuang (UW Ophthalmologist) spoke here yesterday about birding—she will lead a residents’ bird watching trip sponsored by the Lifestyle Committee. She concluded with this hilarious song, part of quite … Continue reading →

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Can I remember?

Posted on June 24, 2021 by Jim deMaine
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Computer warning

Posted on June 20, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Rosemary W

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Proof of parenthood

Posted on June 20, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Gordon G.

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Time to fire up the grill

Posted on June 20, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Gordon G.

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Driving the old 2 lane roads

Posted on June 18, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Gordon G. For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930’s and ’40’s. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, … Continue reading →

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Socialism

Posted on June 18, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Dorothy W.

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Have you tried this Pino?

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann

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More pun-ishment

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks, I think, to Gordon G. 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.  2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. 4. Why do bees stay in … Continue reading →

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To make you smile

Posted on June 7, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Don P. Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.  If you can’t think of a word, say “*I forgot the English word for … Continue reading →

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Windows vs. Ford

Posted on June 4, 2021 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Sybil-Ann For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.  At a recent computer expo (COMDEX) : Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the … Continue reading →

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Removing the 2020 band-aid after your Fauci Ouchie

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Jim deMaine
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