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Category Archives: Satire
People With Children Horrified to be Praised by JD Vance
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. JD Vance’s effusive praise of people with children has caused millions of American parents to recoil in horror, interviews with parents reveal. “I love my kids, but I must admit that Vance’s endorsement … Continue reading
Cats and JD Vance
As editor not sure which cat-egory I should file this story about JD Vance in my cat-elog. The cat-calls he’s receiving seem to cat-ch him by surprise. He must be having cat-fits.
Posted in Animals, Politics, Satire
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Nation’s Cats Lash Out at J.D. Vance in Million Meow March
Thanks to Pam P. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Infuriated by J.D. Vance’s disparagement of childless cat owners, the nation’s cats are planning a mass protest at his next campaign appearance, the felines revealed on Wednesday. In a statement announcing what they … Continue reading
The gaslighting makeover
Thanks to Pam P.
To Donald with love
Thanks to Janet M. and Pam P.
Replacing Judge Cannon
Thanks to Pam P. Biden Uses Presidential Immunity to Replace Judge Cannon with his Dog Commander Jul 16 Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— Using the sweeping presidential immunity recently granted him by the U.S. … Continue reading
Guns and conspiracy theories
New Conspiracy Theory Links Wide Availability of Guns to People Getting Shot Jul 15 READ IN APP Patrick T. Fallon/AFP via Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— The Internet was gripped over the weekend by a wild … Continue reading
Commandments for hypocrites
Thanks to Bob P.
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The price of wind according to MTG
Thanks to Pam P. Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Windmills Will Drive up Cost of Wind Jun 13 READ IN APP Jim Watson/AFP via Getty Images LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report)— Speaking at a campaign rally on … Continue reading
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Furious Ohio Republicans Report Widespread Incidents of Women Voting
By Andy Borowitz (thanks to Pam P.) “Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” a G.O.P. operative in Lake County said.
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Skyline declares “No Memo Week”
Top level administrators have decided in the interest of transparency to forgo sending out opaque memos this week. Instead a number of new initiatives will take place with small focus groups interacting with leadership, such as: Resident satisfaction surveys with … Continue reading
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Trump Angrily Orders Pence to Return All Classified Documents to Mar-a-Lago
By Andy Borowitz in the New Yorker. Thanks to Pam P. “Mike Pence kept me from having a complete collection of documents, and that, quite frankly, is a disgrace,” the former President said.
U.S.A. the Envy of World After Ten Billion Dollars in Campaign Ads Changes Almost Nothing
“When you imagine what you could do with ten billion dollars, you immediately think of building new roads or schools,” a citizen of Montenegro said. “But America’s roads and schools must be in excellent shape, if they can afford to … Continue reading
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Putin Says He Is Losing War in Ukraine Because F.B.I. Seized Stuff He Needed
Satire by Andy Borowitz in the NYT. Thanks to Pam P. MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Amid reports that the Russian front has collapsed near Kharkiv, Vladimir Putin complained that the only reason he is losing the war in Ukraine is that … Continue reading
Birds Aren’t Real
Ed. Note: The Gen Z’ers have gathered around a crazy fake conspiracy theory. They needed to laugh and poke fun at all the “real” conspiracy theories out there. I listened to the NYT Podcast “Today” and found it remarkable that … Continue reading
Science vs. imbedded disbelief
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Tom Lehrer Turned 93 Yesterday: On Aging
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Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi
Thanks to Pam P. for finding this. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of pi, the former President has disclosed. Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, … Continue reading
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