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BUTLER, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In what experts are calling his most embarrassing implosion ever, Tesla CEO Elon Musk presided over yet another failed launch on Saturday.
As Musk looked on, a visibly impaired rocket started emitting abnormal, erratic noises before totally self-destructing.
“The rocket was old, malfunctioning, and without even a semblance of a guidance system,” one observer said.
Experts questioned why the Tesla chief would participate in a launch destined for failure, but Musk claimed, “It’s not a failure if the rocket won’t admit it failed.”