Giuliani Demands Recount of His Blood-Alcohol Level

Posted on June 14, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P.

By Andy BorowitzJ une 14, 2022

Close up shot of Rudolph Giuliani conducting a news conference at the Republican National Committee.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An irate Rudy Giuliani has demanded an immediate recount of his blood-alcohol level on Election Night of 2020.

Witnesses to Giuliani’s behavior that night have pegged his blood-alcohol level at .20, well above the recognized limit for conspiring to overturn an election.

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