Thanks to Gordon G.
| SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied…. ‘Two years older than me’. ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented.. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ the reporter asked… She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’ |
It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. |
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, ‘For fast relief.’ |
| THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. |