Grown ups need to groan

Thanks(?) to Sybil-Ann

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
 
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.
 
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that’s humerus.
 
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.
 
 
Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.
 

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