Thanks to MaryLou P.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
You’re aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine.
Folk who don’t know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Money can’t buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison – if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight.
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn’t say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
They’ve got plastic Christmas trees now. They’re hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
It’s rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.
I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it’s wrong.
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