Thanks to Sybil-Ann!
A good pun is its own reword.
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> A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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> A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
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> My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln
time.
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> Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.
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> Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
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> I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.
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> A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your
mother.
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> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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> If electricity comes from electrons…does morality come from
morons?
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> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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> Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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> Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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> A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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> A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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> Without geometry, life is pointless.
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> When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
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> Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
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> When two egoists meet, it’s an I for an I