Thanks to Mike C.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu – you get what you deserve
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.