More Pun-ishment

Thanks to Mike C.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu – you get what you deserve

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

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