Nation’s Doctors Praying for Dr. Oz to Win and Quit Medicine

Posted on May 18, 2022 by Jim deMaine

Thanks to Pam P.

PENNSYLVANIA (The Borowitz Report)—With the G.O.P. Senate primary in Pennsylvania too close to call, thousands of American doctors are praying that Dr. Mehmet Oz ekes out a win and quits medicine.

“I salivate at the thought of Dr. Oz talking about taxes, infrastructure, and foreign policy instead of the healing powers of magic coffee beans,” one physician said.

Dr. Harland Dorrinson, a neurosurgeon based in Wichita, Kansas, has been funneling thousands of dollars to the Oz campaign, all donations from doctors hell-bent on seeing the TV host leave their profession.

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