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 Biden Uses Presidential Immunity to Replace Judge Cannon with his Dog Commander Jul 16  Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Using the sweeping presidential immunity recently granted him by the U.S. Supreme Court, President Biden on Tuesday replaced Judge Aileen Cannon with his dog, Commander. The legal community’s initial reaction to the appointment was favorable, with most experts agreeing that Judge Commander is an improvement over Judge Cannon. In his first official act, the German Shepherd reversed Cannon’s ruling on the Trump documents case by eating it. President Biden had no comment on Commander’s decision, other than, “Good boy.” In a positive development for Judge Cannon, a GoFundMe has been established to send her to law school. |