ATD – At the Doctor’s
• BFF – Best Friends Funeral
• BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
• CBM – Covered by Medicare
• CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
• DWI – Driving While Incontinent
• FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
• FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
• FYI – Found Your Insulin
• GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
• GHA – Got Heartburn Again
• HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
• IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
• LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
• OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
• OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
• ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
• TTYL – Talk to You Louder
• WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
• WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
• WTP – Where’s the Prunes
• WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
• GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in!
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