Thanks to MaryLou P.
A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong, and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
Everybody should pay his income tax with a smile. I tried it, but they wanted cash.
I went to Washington and visited the Tax Department. I just wanted to see the people I’m working for.
I’m putting all my money in taxes–it is the only thing sure to go up.
Patrick Henry should come back to see what taxation with representation is like.
A taxpayer is a person who has the government on his payroll.