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 Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Windmills Will Drive up Cost of Wind Jun 13     READ IN APP  Jim Watson/AFP via Getty Images LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report)—Speaking at a campaign rally on Thursday, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene warned that plans to build more wind turbines in the US would “send wind prices through the roof.” “If you think you’re paying a lot for wind now, just wait until Biden starts building all the windmills he wants,” she said. “Joe Biden is coming for your wind!” Painting a dark picture of the havoc wind power will wreak on the American consumer, she said, “It’s simple economics. If you have ten windmills, wind will cost ten times as much.” In her most dire prediction, she declared, “Mark my words: You will be paying four dollars for a gallon of wind.” |