from Post Alley: (thanks to Ed M.)
The big bad wolf went to the first pig’s house, huffed and puffed, and blew the
house down. The little pig ran to the second pig’s house. The big bad wolf huffed
and puffed and blew this house down. Now, the two little pigs ran to the third pig’s
house that they thought was made of bricks.
But the third little pig had not yet built his house because it had not received all necessary
building permits. The building permit from Seattle Department of Construction and
Inspections (SDCI) did not cover electrical, HVAC, plumbing, and side sewer work. Also, this land was in Seattle’s shoreline district, so SDCI needed to review the
environmental impacts of proposed development to shoreline waters, fish, and
wildlife. SDCI said this would take 12 to 18 months.
The wolf had a wonderful dinner and lived happily ever after.