Fake news of the day
Donald Trump in a swift and unexpected move tweeted that he has fired the North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-Un. The President stated that enough is enough, “He’s a bad dude. It’s very very important that we get rid of this guy who’s very very bad for the United States. Even the Democrats don’t like him.”
Further the President said, “He’s got such a huge ego and is so full of himself. How ridiculous can a guy be! He intimidates the people around him and looks only for adoration from his sycophants*. [Ed Note: we were unaware Mr. Trump knew this noun as he mainly uses adverbs]. He learned his tactics to pull off elections from the pros, believe me he got help from the Russians, I know.”
On inquiry the President’s staff stated that this rumor is false and that an unnamed source hacked his cellphone. An FBI inquiry is underway.
*Sychophant: a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage. Synonyms – yes-man, bootlicker, brown-noser, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, spaniel, doormat, stooge, cringer, suck, suck-up