Thanks to Mary Jane F.
#1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 – In Style are the clothes that still fit
#3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop making you mad.
#4 – Your people skills are just fine. It is your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, ‘I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.’
#6 – On time is when you get there.
#7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
#9 – Lately, You’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 – Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 – Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
#12 – You still haven’t learned to act your age, and hope you never will!!