Thanks to Basil F for sending this along
“Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer & let dreams come true, than be selfish &worry about my liver.”
Babe Ruth
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Paul Horning
“24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!”
H. L. Mencken
“When we drink, we get drunk When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven.”
George Bernard Shaw