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Eating with a mask

Thanks to Dorothy W!

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Trump Plans to Use Debate to Deduct Biden as Dependent

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a tax-avoidance strategy that many in the accounting profession have described as “exotic,” Donald J. Trump plans to use the first Presidential debate to deduct Joe Biden as a dependent.

Although the decision to declare Biden—a seventy-seven-year-old political rival to whom he is not related—as a dependent has raised eyebrows, Trump said that he is “well within” his rights to do so.

“The reason Joe is doing well in the polls is because people hate me,” Trump explained. “That means he is totally dependent on me. Did you see that word I used there? Dependent. I’m very smart.”

Trump said that, in addition to wiping out his tax obligations for the year 2020, declaring Biden as his dependent will have other, more immediate, benefits.

“Sleepy Joe won’t be able to talk back to me at the debate, because, legally, he will be my dependent,” Trump said, adding that this strategy has worked splendidly with others he has named as dependents, including Mike Pence, William Barr, and Lindsey Graham.

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Book zoom events — Facing Death: Finding Dignity, Hope and Healing at the End

Facing Death: Finding Dignity, Hope and Healing at the End

Some of you have asked to “Zoom in” when I have book events. There are going to be a number of them—no idea really of how many. The best way to find links will be checking on my blog: www.endoflifeblog.com. The book drops this Tuesday, the 29th, and is now on Amazon, Barnes and Noble and can be obtained from any book store.

The first event, really a launch, will be at Brick and Mortar Books in Redmond, WA this coming Wednesday, the 30th, at 7 PM PST:  It is well connected with the nearby Emerald Heights retirement community.  You can join if you wish on Zoom:    https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85937889753?pwd=RWdKQVo5a0FSazVxL1JJMWk4d0JRZz09 Meeting ID: 859 3788 9753        Password: dignity

Of more interest perhaps, on November 16th there will be a Town Hall event at 7:30 PM which will be more in depth. I will be interviewed about the book by Katie Sewall. There is no link yet, but I’ll post it on my blog when available. The current sponsors are the Elliot Bay Book Company and End of Life Washington.

This is a new and somewhat daunting adventure for me. Thanks for your support. FYI, I will make a copy available in the Skyline library.

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Goodnight Moon

Thanks (I think) to Mike C.

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Time to smile

Thanks to Sue H!

I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one. 

Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response. 

Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent. 

Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought “Their cornbread isn’t done in the middle.” 

 Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. 

I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly. 

It turns out that being an adult now is mostly just googling how to do stuff. 

I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was. 

Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.” I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. 

As I watch this new generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of….it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. 

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. 

 Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does. 

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway. That’s when the fight started. 

Me:  Sobbing my heart out, “I can’t see you anymore…..I’m not going to let you hurt me again.”  Gym Trainer: “It was one sit-up. You did just one sit-up.” 

Picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer. I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was extremely unlikely. 

I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test… same thing. 

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How Faith Shapes My Politics by David Brooks

Ed note: This is an opinion piece in the NYT. For some background info read David Brook’s conversion story in the New Yorker.

Over the past few decades, whenever a Republican president puts up an important judicial nominee — especially a Catholic one — we go through the same routine. Some Democrat accuses the nominee of imposing her religious views on the law.

“The dogma lives loudly within you,” Senator Dianne Feinstein notoriously told Amy Coney Barrett in a 2017 confirmation hearing. Then Republicans accuse Democrats of being religious bigots. Then the nominee testifies that her personal opinions or religious faith will have absolutely no bearing on her legal judgments.

This unconvincing routine gets us no closer to understanding two important questions: How does faith influence a person’s political views? How should we look at religiously devout people in public life?

To the extent that I have answers to these questions it’s through my own unusual experience. I came to faith in middle age after I’d been in public life for a while. I would say that coming to faith changed everything and yet didn’t alter my political opinions all that much. That’s because assenting to a religion is not like choosing to be a Republican or a Democrat. It happens on a different level of consciousness.

When I was a kid, I was raised, like most people in our culture, on certain stories: Moses leading the Israelites out of oppression, little David slaying Goliath, Ruth swearing loyalty to Naomi.

During my decades as an atheist, I thought the stories were false but the values they implied were true. These values — welcome the stranger, humility against pride — became the moral framework I applied to think through my opinions, to support various causes. Like a lot of atheists, I found the theology of Reinhold Niebuhr very helpful.

About seven years ago I realized that my secular understanding was not adequate to the amplitude of life as I experienced it. There were extremes of joy and pain, spiritual fullness and spiritual emptiness that were outside the normal material explanations of things.

I was gripped by the conviction that the people I encountered were not skin bags of DNA, but had souls; had essences with no size or shape, but that gave them infinite value and dignity. The conviction that people have souls led to the possibility that there was some spirit who breathed souls into them.

What finally did the trick was glimpses of infinite goodness. Secular religions are really good at identifying some evils, like oppression, and building a moral system against them. Divine religions are primarily oriented to an image of pure goodness, pure loving kindness, holiness. In periodic glimpses of radical goodness — in other people, in sensations of the transcendent — I felt, as Wendell Berry put it, “knowledge crawl over my skin.” The biblical stories from Genesis all the way through Luke and John became living presences in my life.

These realizations transformed my spiritual life: awareness of God’s love, participation in grace, awareness that each person is made in God’s image. Faith offered an image of a way of being, an ultimate allegiance.

But when it came to forming opinions or writing columns, I was still in the same business. Sure, my style of thinking changed a bit. I spent more time listening, trying to discern how I was being called. I began to think with my heart as much as my head. (That could just be male middle age.) But my basic moral values — derived from the biblical metaphysic — were already in place and didn’t change that much now that the biblical stories had come alive.

My point is there is no neat relationship between the spiritual consciousness and the moral and prudential consciousnesses. When it comes to thinking and acting in the public square, we believers and nonbelievers are all in the same boat — trying to apply our moral frameworks to present realities. Faith itself doesn’t make you wiser or better.

When it comes to judges, I don’t believe any operate without a moral framework, like perfect legal automatons. I don’t believe faith alone points any of them to concrete answers. Look at how judges from the same faith come out all over the map on all issues. Look at how, deep down, the anti-abortion Catholics you know are driven by intellectual and moral conviction, not by mindless submission to Rome.

And to be honest about it, our worldly connections are usually more influential than our faith commitments when it comes to our political and professional decisions. If you want to know how Amy Coney Barrett is going to rule, pay more attention to the Federalist Society than to People of Praise, her Christian community.

In a society that is growing radically more secular every day, I’d say we have more to fear from political dogmatism than religious dogmatism. We have more to fear from those who let their politics determine their faith practices and who turn their religious communities into political armies. We have more to fear from people who look to politics as a substitute for faith.

And we have most to fear from the possibility that the biblical metaphysic, which has been a coherent value system for believers and nonbelievers for centuries, will fade from our culture, the stories will go untold, and young people will grow up in a society without any coherent moral ecology at all.

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The frightening call to Comcast

New Yorker Cartoons
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Playing Carnegie Hall

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Falls, laughter and more as we age

On Thursday, September 24 – TOMORROW – as part of the National Falls Prevention Awareness Week, join us to learn about Senior Safety Score with Senior Fall Prevention Initiative’s Dr. Milton Curtis, MD! We’ll also hear from Dori Gillam of AgeEngaged! about the importance of laughter on our life’s entire journey 😃 At 10:30 AM Pacific, click here or on the image below to join us LIVE (look for online and phone instructions):

Or, visit https://bit.ly/AgeFriendlyLive anytime and scroll down for previous episodes 📺 Could someone in your life benefit from more laughter, and less falling? Tell them about this interactive webinar by forwarding this email, or share it on social media: Facebook (join event), Twitter (like, retweet) and Instagram (like, share) 😊

Here’s to fun and healthy aging 💪😉  ️

– Your producer & host, Lenny O. –

P.S. We’ll continue the conversation next Thursday, 10/1, on Close to Home – with our guests Darius Foster (Seattle Office of Labor Standards) and Lisa Mayfield (Aging Wisdom)! They’ll join us in the virtual studio at the same time (10:30 AM) and in the same “place” (https://bit.ly/AgeFriendlyLive) ▶️

Lenny “Леонид” Orlov | he/him/his | Age Friendly Seattle Program Coordinator

Aging and Disability Services | Human Services Department | City of Seattle

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“Love is at the root of everything…” Mr. Fred Rogers

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What sex is the computer?

Thanks to Pam P!

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Honesty begins at home

So, shall we talk about the home workouts we’ve been pretending to do or just admit it’s the baking that keeps us going.
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An important reminder

Thanks to Mary Jane F.

Here is a list of the upcoming General Election Debates  sponsored by the League of Women Voters …. all related to the November 3 election.

NOTE: As you look at this website, please note that they say: “Some debates will be aired live; others will be recorded. This page will be updated with broadcast times and where to find links to recorded debates as the information becomes available.” https://lwvwa.org/Forums

For questions/clarifications contact Barb Williams ( darbarwill@gmail.com)

AND… don’t forget to either vote early or use a drop box.

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Smiles

Thanks to Marilyn W!

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Perhaps a eulogy for RBG

Thanks Mary Jane F.

When Great Trees Fall   
Maya Angelou

When great trees fall,
rocks on distant hills shudder,
lions hunker down
in tall grasses,
and even elephants
lumber after safety.
When great trees fall
in forests,
small things recoil into silence,
their senses
eroded beyond fear.
When great souls die,
the air around us becomes
light, rare, sterile.
We breathe, briefly.
Our eyes, briefly,
see with
a hurtful clarity.
Our memory, suddenly sharpened,
examines,
gnaws on kind words
unsaid,
promised walks
never taken.
Great souls die and
our reality, bound to
them, takes leave of us.
Our souls,
dependent upon their
nurture,
now shrink, wizened.
Our minds, formed
and informed by their
radiance,
fall away.
We are not so much maddened
as reduced to the unutterable ignorance
of
dark, cold
caves.
And when great souls die,
after a period peace blooms,
slowly and always
irregularly. Spaces fill
with a kind of
soothing electric vibration.
Our senses, restored, never
to be the same, whisper to us.
They existed. They existed.
We can be. Be and be
better. For they existed.

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Inventions by women

Thanks to Donna D!

People don’t realize all the things that were invented by women.  Here are just a few! 

1.  The Car Heater

Margaret A. Wilcox, born in 1838, was one of the first women mechanical engineers. She is notable for inventing the first automobile heater in 1893, and the first combined clothes and dishwasher machine.

2.  Monopoly

This popular board game was designed by Elizabeth Magie in 1904, originally called the Landlord’s Game.  The purpose of this game was to expose the injustices of unchecked capitalism.  Her game was ripped off by Charles Darrow who sold it to Parker Brothers 30 years later. However, Parker Brothers later paid Elizabeth $500 for her game.  Gee, thanks!

3.  The Fire Escape

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We can breathe again

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Trump history lesson

Thanks Dorothy W!

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Rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to Sarasota, a wealthy and artsy Florida retirement community.

Thanks to Pam P. for this “news” 🙂

Protesters marching in Florida’s ritzy Sarasota led to widespread rioting and looting.  Items taken were limited to laxatives, vitamins, hearing aid batteries, reading glasses, energy drinks, designer masks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested, however, since they were using walkers and golf carts to flee.

The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their afternoon naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In most cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. 

Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. but since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus. Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but the next day no one could remember why they were meeting.

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STARS for tots

Thanks to Gordon G. Bringing smiles and memories.

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Who needs a spell checker?

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Free workshop on building resilience

From my daughter’s friend

I hope this finds you well!  I’m writing to invite you to participate in a free virtual workshop series I’m launching in October, called Building Resilience for Life.  

Has it felt hard to hold all the uncertainty, pain, and upheaval in the world right now?  Have you felt exhausted by virtual meetings and limited social outings?  Are you missing beloved people or activities that have been supports for you in the past?  

What if you could deepen your store of resilience to navigate these challenges with a greater sense of ease and well-being?

When I say resilience, I am not talking about putting on a brave face or telling ourselves to “keep calm and carry on.”  By resilience, I mean our capacity to navigate difficult situations while supporting our physical, emotional, and mental well-being.  

The series will take place by video-conference and will include both large group and small group interaction with a focus on trying out practical tools to increase our natural resilience, even in the midst of external challenges.

Because the content will build from one week to the next, the series will be most effective if you attend all six sessions.

By the end of the series, participants will learn:

  • How the human body is naturally equipped to manage stressors and how that natural process can get disrupted or be enhanced
  • Techniques for increasing resilience in the face of both daily challenges and unexpected situations

What: Building Resilience for Life

When: Six Saturdays, starting October 3rd, 9:00 – 10:00 am (PDT)

Where: Videoconference (link will be sent upon registration)

Cost: Free

Registration:  Online

I would love to see you there!  All are welcome, so please pass the invitation along to anyone in your network who might be interested.  Space is limited, so register soon to save your spot!

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